What kind of beer would you rather drink?

Bourbon Breakfast Stout (a big 9% abv stout brewed with coffee, dark chocolate and cacao nibs aged on bourbon-soaked oak)

Saison (a quaffable Belgian-style brew of ~ 5.5% ABV)

Ol' Hickory (Rauchbier (or 'smoked beer') brewed with hickory-smoked barley, also ~ 5.5% abv)

English-style Brown Ale (6% abv)

Blockhead (A hoppy pale ale brewed with a large portion of wheat and lots of Amarillo hops)

I hate beer. Please don't make me drink it.