Dear Santa,
My list is pretty modest this year and none of it is a necessity. I've been a good boy and shared lots of my bike stuff with my friends. I hope you have enough room in your sack for just a few things.
1. I would like a new drivetrain. I hope it is a SRAM x.9 set, but XT would be fine too.
2. I would like a pair of XL Hoss Ponderosa cycling shorts, because I am a much bigger boy now...in white and gray camoflauge, please, it has that slimming effect.
3. I am getting tired of fideling with my mechanical brakes, so a pair of Avid Elixer Hydros would be super.
4. Finally, I would like to have fire jumping and story telling skills like Joe Transue, but I will understand if you can't work this one. "GeoThermal" is one of a kind.