I heard Rudy was absolutely pegged going down Constitution in the snow, couldn't stop and hit this dude's pickup dead-on breaking the headlight, scratching the hood and landing in the ditch. The big mean guy was so pissed that he just took Rudy's frikin' bike and left. I mean look at the guy -- big and mean. And pissed. What could Rudy do? What would Jonk do?
But, what do I know? I've been wrong before.
Image:
