RMBA Patrol ride

Kenny got a new RMBA whip to patrol upon, and he should be stylin' once he gets it reigned in. Seen here just before a dawn outing, Kenny's new steed features the finest in lightweight minimalistic saddles, offset eliptical wheels scientifically calculated so as to mate with the unique undulations of his trails (GPS data shows this set-up actually makes the Bump Track section ride totally smooth and seeminly level/flat. Brilliant!!!), a fork-mounted spring-loaded steering damper and a step-through top tube for his dainty approach. As you can see, the front vintage CyclePro Snakebelly tire and rear waffle-tread are meant to leave narry a footprint, especially when hoofing it up the inclines, while the handlebar-mounted reigns allow for an adjustable pull for navigating tight trees. When you see Kenny, give him a carrot. He'll need it.

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