It's probably time to fess-up about DSS-VMB, Inc...
We are a small subset of VMB with an astoundingly sophisticated corporate structure who control a disproportionate amount of the privilege, and access to decision-making on a global level — effectively squashing the efforts of freethinking cyclists worldwide.
Brief example of our abilities:
Not only are there secret areas of the website from which we can remotely move rocks and logs to and from various trail location — we employ algorithms via our linked WANs which, when used in conjunction with our multiple satellites, allow us to know where you're riding — and control your thoughts. We also know if you've done multiple rides without washing your chamois.
It's unfortunate that our cover as selfless volunteers who contribute countless hours for the benefit of all local cyclists, who could genuinely use your additional help (rather than delusional, paranoid diatribes) has been blown.
Love,
Doug
p.s. Greg, our treasurer, is actually a terminator cyborg.